I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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