Fuck appropriateness.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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