big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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