What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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