One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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