Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm always down for nudity.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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