He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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