that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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