Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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