hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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