I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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