I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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