Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
