i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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