Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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