Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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