you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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