do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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