she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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