Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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