I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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