So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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