There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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