found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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