So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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