Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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