I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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