one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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