it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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