Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
