I'm really into asian looking animals
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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