U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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