I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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