god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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