Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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