Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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