I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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