It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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