yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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