the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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