p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
