And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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