Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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