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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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