We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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