Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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