we're blogging at a bar
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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