Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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