Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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