And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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