Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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